This ain't a show, no it's a song for a girl
She's making my head spin, making me slow my words
This is a song about a girl
This is a song about love, la la la la love
I won't forget her name, I won't fall for the same
Love, la la la la la la la love,
This is all for you.
~ The Summer Set
This song isn't released yet... TEE HEE :)JULY 19TH, BABY. Everything's Fine ♥
This song is SO ROMANTIC. If you're a guy and want to sing me a song, this is the one you should pick. You'll get 1000 points.
You'll also get 1000 more points if you pick me up and spin me around.
My romantical dreams.
Won't happen until my APPLE has been plucked from the top of the tree.
WOO-HOO. Can't wait.
Sounds like Mr. Wilson.
"Give yourself a grade out of TEEEEEEEN."
"Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
"19: The average age of the Vietnam soldier."
Definitely my favorite math teacher I've ever had. He's FREAKING hilarious.
WAIT.
Talking about school is banned.
Just kidding.
Scratch that.
Erase it.
EYYYYY.
What up, y'all?
My favorite chapstick is an egg.
Is that weird?
No doubt.
Is this too many rhetorical questions?
Don't answer them. They're rhetorical.
Another fun word. Rhetorical
So, I watched THE LION KING last night with some of my friends from Funny Girl (shoutout to Julia, Katie, and Ethan, if you read the ole' bloggity blog) and they added a MYSTERIOUS MUSICAL NUMBER that was not present in the original.
WHAAAAAA?
What is this, Disney?
Jackin' with the classics, I see. Inappropriate.
It was the part where Mufasa's showing Simba around the kingdom and is telling him about The Circle of Life
Musical Interlude
♫ And it moves us all, through despair and hope, through faith and love... until we find our place, in the path unwinding, ITS THE CIRCLE, the Circle of Life♫
Interlude Terminated
ANYWHO,
Then Zazu comes in when he usually does his morning report with all the BAD PUNS,
SUCH AS
"The buzz from the bee says that the cheetahs are in a bit of a spot."
"Cheetahs never prosper."
"I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't."
But instead, he starts singing.
FAIL. It wasn't even good.
Way to go, Disney.
I'll be sticking with the VHS, thank you very much.
I think imma have one of my Sims have an alien baby.
Go eat some ice cream and pinky kiss your friends.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing is not advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.
Apparently there is an Anti-Joke chicken. LOVELY :)
XOX,
Kara ♥
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